New: Pixel 2.0, rebuilt from scratch for Claude.

Build an AI Guardian Who ACTUALLY Gets Your 'Neuro-Spicy' Brain (47 Tabs and All)

Starting things? Easy. Finishing them is the spicy bit. Pixel builds you a Guardian that works with your brain, not against it.

Bob buried in tabs, then calm with his GuardianBuild My Guardian for $27

One time, not monthly. 30-day refund.
About £19, €24, CA$38 or AU$38.

You know you're neuro-spicy if...

Bob in cobwebs, waiting for 4pm

Time purgatory

  • You have an appointment at 4pm. Your entire day is now "waiting mode". Just... vibing in purgatory until 3:45pm.
  • Somehow you're searching for your keys with wet hair and one shoe on. You need to leave in 90 seconds. You arrive late.
Bob and his hobby graveyard

The money pit (ADHD tax)

  • Your hobby graveyard is worth thousands. Each one was "THIS is the thing I'm passionate about!" (Narrator: it wasn't.)
  • You've bought the same thing three times because you couldn't find the first two. They're all in "safe places".
Bob painting the bedroom at 4am

The brain quirks

  • You started washing up. Somehow you're now painting your bedroom at 4am. The kitchen? Still dirty.
  • "Remember this name. REMEMBER THIS NAME!" Twelve seconds later... It was Alison. (You've now called her Angela twice.)
Bob with a sandwich, his partner still thirsty

The squirrel moments

  • Your partner asks for water. You return with a sandwich. For yourself. They're still thirsty.
  • You can recite a poem from 2009 word for word. What did you do yesterday? (Absolutely no idea.)

If you laughed, cringed or felt personally attacked by 3 or more of these... welcome! You're in the right place.

Not lazy. Not broken. Different fuel.

Productivity systems were built by people who can write a to-do list and follow it. Your brain runs on novelty and interest instead. Trying harder was never the problem.

I know, because I was you

Theo van Dort

Hi, I'm Theo, a documentary maker. That's me winning a ClickFunnels 2 Comma Club award.

In flow, I'm unstoppable. The admin? That's where my brain goes sideways.

I read Gabor Maté's Scattered Minds to help my son, and realised the book was about me. At 47, I was diagnosed with ADHD.

Knowing didn't fix it. So on 24 November 2025, I built Pixel for myself. Pixel 2.0 is that system, rebuilt so it can be yours.

What Pixel 2.0 is

Pixel runs inside Claude: five short acts you can pause any time, one question at a time. It looks at you through Human Design, Gene Keys, numerology, the Enneagram and, if you like, Wealth Dynamics (a paid extra).

Then the reveal: your Brain's Operating Manual. Then your Guardian: you choose its Inner Council of mentors, its voice, its modes and its name.

You get one Guardian document (Word and PDF) to add to any AI: Claude, ChatGPT, Gemini, Grok, Perplexity, Copilot. Bonus: a printable Brain Card or a personalised A4 poster prompt, to remind you how amazing you are.

How you'll use your Guardian

Bob with his Guardian

Morning check-in

"Here's what's on my plate. What's my north star?" One clear focus, picked for your brain.

Bob delivering tasks to his cheering Guardian

The dopamine loop

Your Guardian is like a postman waiting to celebrate each delivery. "Done! What's next?"

Bob in a focus shield, shiny ideas parked for later

Shiny object protector

"New idea. Aligned, or shiny object?" Park it, or go. Your ideas don't die. They get captured.

Bob in chaos, his Guardian holding up one task

Mid-day reset

"I'm scattered. Help me reset." No shame. One small thing to get back on the horse.

What people said about the first version

"This is actually really fun. I'm learning things about myself I never knew."Olivia T
"I didn't realize how much I was fighting against myself until I went through this."Morgan K
"Honestly? I was skeptical. But this actually makes sense for how my brain works."Ryan H

30-day guarantee

Guarantee badge

Use your Guardian for at least 7 days. Not finishing more and starting less? Email me within 30 days for a refund. No questions asked. You risk nothing.

Pixel 2.0

  • Five short acts, one question at a time
  • Your five lenses and your Brain's Operating Manual
  • Your Guardian: Inner Council, voice, modes and name
  • One Guardian document: your first 7 days, weekly ritual and first three conversations
  • Bonus: a Brain Card or poster prompt for your wall

$27 USD

One time, not monthly. About £19, €24, CA$38 or AU$38. 30-day refund.

Build My Guardian Now

Questions

Is this just another planner?

No. Planners say: "Here's your schedule. Follow it." Your Guardian says: "You fell into a Wikipedia hole for 2 hours? Okay, here's how we recover." Planners work when you have discipline. Your Guardian works when you're human.

Do I need to be techy?

No. Add one file to Claude, then type "hey Pixel, let's build my Guardian". The thank-you page shows every click.

How soon can I start?

Right now. The only delay is you overthinking this. (Classic neuro-spicy move, by the way.)

Build My Guardian for $27

Made by Theo van Dort.